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Post subject: "I couldn't hold it no more,"
 Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 03:33 PM
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http://news.aol.com/article/man-charged ... cop/187707
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (Sept. 25) -- A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.
Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.
As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.
Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.
"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.
He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.
Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.
"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.
He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.
"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time." |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 04:41 PM
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Location: standing here shaking my head in disbelief....
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Am I a bad person if instead of worrying about that poor man's fate, I just laugh? 
And if he is charged with assault, I think my husband should probably be doing a life sentence for attempted murder.......  |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 05:03 PM
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Whats all the fuss about,..? i do it all the time  |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 05:25 PM
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Location: standing here shaking my head in disbelief....
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| britstarfan wrote: |
Whats all the fuss about,..? i do it all the time |
That's our Britstarfan, always tooting his own horn.......  |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 09:57 PM
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| Cat wrote: | | britstarfan wrote: |
Whats all the fuss about,..? i do it all the time |
That's our Britstarfan, always tooting his own horn....... |
Any Requests ..? i do a great version of the last post |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 10:04 PM
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| britstarfan wrote: |
Whats all the fuss about,..? i do it all the time |
That's just WRONG! |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 10:11 PM
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| CaptJTK wrote: | | britstarfan wrote: |
Whats all the fuss about,..? i do it all the time |
That's just WRONG! |
I'm being Eco friendly, and using WIND power insted of Gasoline, thats got to be a good thing... |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 11:34 PM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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| Damn! This is a repeat in the RR thread, Brit! And I just thought the same thing that Cat did! Well, golly! Spreading you're charming self a little thin, fella? |
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 11:53 PM
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| angel wrote: | | Damn! This is a repeat in the RR thread, Brit! And I just thought the same thing that Cat did! Well, golly! Spreading you're charming self a little thin, fella? |
Well if you got it Flaunt it i say
Time to Pass The Gas take a deep breath , wheres Vito when we need him
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Posted: Sep 25, 2008 - 11:58 PM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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| Lol! I guess so, but I can't see the picture! So whatever you're flaunting there will have to be re-posted because all I'm seeing is the little white box with the itty bitty red X in it! |
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 - 12:06 AM
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| angel wrote: | | Lol! I guess so, but I can't see the picture! So whatever you're flaunting there will have to be re-posted because all I'm seeing is the little white box with the itty bitty red X in it! |
Right click, your mouse and hit the "show picture" Tag then hold your nose .lol |
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 - 12:11 AM
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thats a gross thing to do, no matter it was funny or not.
I had been made almost literaly sick when i was married and living with my then husband...I coulda turned him in for attempted murder for the stinkin' gas he passed while in bed!!!!  
DianaG |
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 - 12:33 AM
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UPDATE!!!!!!
I just saw it on the FOXNEWS web site that the man had the charges of battery against a police officer dropped and wont be charged with the farting incident...
He WILL be charged how ever on the other ones!!!!
DianaG |
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"O Death where is thy sting?.... the Victory is thru Jesus Christ." I Cor. 15:54-56
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 - 12:52 AM
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Location: Never you mind where I'm at! You don't need to be knowing! Snoops!
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| britstarfan wrote: | | angel wrote: | | Lol! I guess so, but I can't see the picture! So whatever you're flaunting there will have to be re-posted because all I'm seeing is the little white box with the itty bitty red X in it! |
Right click, your mouse and hit the "show picture" Tag then hold your nose .lol |
 Guess my sinuses are still gonna be spared! Already tried that and it's still not working for me! I'll take your word for it being a real stinker! |
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Posted: Sep 26, 2008 - 03:28 PM
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| DianaG wrote: | UPDATE!!!!!!
I just saw it on the FOXNEWS web site that the man had the charges of battery against a police officer dropped and wont be charged with the farting incident...
He WILL be charged how ever on the other ones!!!!
DianaG |
So it's all BLOWN over now then..? |
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